Testing with the Taste of Blood (Portal Reference, Get It? Get Itttt?) Bwaaaaaaa

Published on 04 October 2007

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Character	Show	Quotes
Derpy Hooves	My Little Pony	I just don’t know what went wrong
Gir	Invader ZIM	GUESS WHO MADE WAAAAFFLES?!!
WALL-E	WALL-E	Ooooo 0.0
Taco	Inanimate Insanity	SOUR CREAM!

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